This Saturday, leading into the greatest extravaganza in sports entertainment, will mark the date that the Hulkster will be inducted into the WWE hall of fame,
Surely, everyone in some way or another knew of Hulk Hogan and no one will ever forger the his "commandments" to train hard, eat your vitamins, say your prayers and the fourth, to believe in yourself.
To commorate this event, I am posting the harder to find version of Hulk's theme before it was even his. Enjoy while remembering that the true power lies in the 24 inch pythons and that Hulkamania will live forever.
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Just thought I'd post the craziest Hogan Wrestlemania promo ever.
(From the-w.com)
Mean Gene: All right, over the last couple of months, it has been very difficult for me to introduce this man without using “World Wrestling Federation Champion”---HULK HOGAN! Here at WrestleMania IV this afternoon, you’ve got the opportunity to change that.
Hogan: Oh, yeah it’s been hard to live with man! FEE, FI, FO FUM, Andre. One long year, and your time has come, man. No marks! No scars! No blemishes on the Hulkster, brother! But inside, man, I’ve been scarred for one long year. Everywhere I go, man, all the little Hulksters ask me, “Is there any truth to the fact that there was a controversial count? Hulkster, did you really get him over your head? Did you really beat The Giant?” Well today, man, in Wrestlemania IV, we’re gonna wipe all that controversy out. Andre the Giant, in the second round, when you’re fresh as a daisy, with the whole world watching, I’m gonna prove, brother, that I can beatcha anywhere, anytime! And all my Hulkamaniacs, they’re gonna feel it tooooo….
Mean Gene: Speaking of the Hulkamaniacs, Hulk Hogan, we have seen him here in Atlantic City, and I know millions others are watching very intently all around the world.
Hogan: YES! But if you look in their eyes, man, have you seen the fear in all those little Hulksters? They realize that when I get Andre the Giant cinched up in the launch position, when I SLAM him through the Trump Plaza, brother!---from New York, down to Tampa, Florida, the fault line is gonna break off! And as Andre the Giant falls into the ocean!---as my next two opponents fall to the ocean floor and I pin ‘em, so will DONALD TRUMP and ALL THE HULKAMANIACS! But as Donald Trump hangs on to the top of the Trump Plaza, with his family under his other arm, as they SINK, to the BOTTOM OF THE SEA---THANK GOD Donald Trump’s a Hulkamaniac! He’ll know enough to let go of his materialistic possessions, hang on to the wife and kids, DOG PADDLE with his life all the way to safety! But Donald, if somethin’ happens, if you run outta gas, and all those little Hulkamaniacs, just hang on to the LARGEST BACK in the world, and I’ll dog paddle us, backstroke all of us to safety!
Wow. I mean, WOW. Wrestling is for losers.
Care to throw an argunment in there as well or are you just going to hide behind the veil that people have created that wrestling sucks because its 'fake'.
It's time to play the Game!
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